joke's on you (a bnha fanfic)

25- Idea

"And in other news! The pro hero Elect is dating the pro hero Marvellous! They were seen-"

"Huuuhhhh?!?!?!??" Hitomi gasped "d-dating???"

"Well... I think this is a sign for you to move on, Hito" Ai sighed

"Waaahhh! Not you too!" Hitomi rolled over from her bed

"I mean, you two can just date each other" Ryuu suggested with a mouthful of chips

Ai blushed scarlet red. Hitomi got up and in a superhero pose dramatically yelled

"No! I'll find myself someone who's sleep deprived! I can't be the only one with dark circles in our relationship!" She dramatically fell

"I-"

"Don't tell that's why you were crushing on Adachi-kun for what?10 years?"

"Well what can I say? I like my men how I like myself. Drop dead tired with horrible jokes."

"Well that it for you Ai" Ryuu laughed.
"Whoa whoa whoa, calm down buddy".
"So like..? Ryuu has a chance...?" Ai tilted her head.
"Incest!" Both Hitomi and Ryuu yelled.
"But... You're not related?"
"My opinion of you keeps dropping, Ai" Ryuu shook his head in disapproval.

Hitomi shivered.

"Okay! okay! Sheesh!" Ai raised her hands in front of her head.

"Ya know what? I think I'll be able to set you guys up with someone!" Hitomi smiled "I'm a great wingman" she pointed her thumb towards her chest.

"I doubt that".

"Same".

"Heeey! Why?" Hitomi asked in an offended manner.

"Well the last time you tried to set me up with someone I ended up in a cult."

"I've told you multiple times that I like women.. You keep giving creeps my number"

"In my defense, I've sent you creeps of both genders because I may have mixed up your sexuality, and as for the cult... I have no excuse, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't realize you were joking when you said you wanted a 'cult lad'. I'm really sorry"

"Yeah.. I'm not really good with jokes. But you could've asked me..."

"I wanted to surprise you.." Hitomi whispered "But nevermind that! I'm getting better at it!"

"I doubt that"

"Same"

"Oh yeah! I have an idea!" Ryuu jumped up from the chair he was sitting on

"What's up?" Ai took a chip from his chip bag

"Hitomi sucks at matchmaking, so why not have her handsome and smart brother help her find a date for our lovely bunny?"

"Who's that brother?" Ai started looking around "I wanna meet him"

"I'm the handsome and smart brother" Ryuu squinted his eyes for no reason at all

"That's an awesome idea! Let's open a business!" Hitomi jumped up again

"Hitomi no-"

"I can already see the headlines!" Ryuu sparkled, "And with that my support items will sell even faster!"

"And I'll get more exposure as a hero"

"Guys no-"

"Great idea!" Hitomi and Ryuu high fived.

"A horrible idea" a bunny girl burst into Ai's room

"Aki!" Ai hugged the older bunny girl "You're back!"

"Yeah! Oh right! Let me introduce myself, Akiyama Aki, her older sister" she pointed to Ai

"She moved in America when I was a little kid!"

"That's so cool" Hitomi sparkled.

"Now back to your idea. That business is a horrible idea."

"Why?"

"Well, I get where you're coming from, but I'm not a bad matchmaker! I can find em and Hitomi can convince em"

"Ehh... Well off I go"

"She must be uncomfortable" Ai sighed.

"Anyway! There's a new coffee shop near the school" Ai smiled "Let's go there!"

"Sure!"

"Let's get drunk on coffee!"

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-Hello there!

I hope you liked this chapter!

I wanted to make a bonus chapter that has no connection to the story and then I realized most of my chapters are like that so yeahh .

I guess that's just life *sigh*

-Bye!👋