Dadzawa and Hitomi now have yet another secret that they are keeping from Emi.
And no, we are not talking about the whole 'going of on her own to destroy the support item
Two weeks passed which meant that her deal with Aizawa was finally over. They made a deal so that Aizawa wouldn't tell Emi about the whole situation if Hitomi didn't make any knock knock jokes for two weeks
When the two weeks were over she exploded, blessings everyone with a knock knock joke every few seconds
Many of them she didn't understand herself, but hey, that's all over now
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She tied her short seafoam green hair in a low ponytail and put on a baseball cap. She then proceeded to jump on her uncle's back
He walked out of the door and walked towards the park, listening to Hitomi and her random ramblings.
He was taking her to the park because she was annoying and since her mother was on patrol, he was stuck babysitting her
When they finally reached their destination, Aizawa put the little girl down and sat on a bench
The curious little girl checked out the park before realizing that her 'uncle' brought her to the park she went to when she tried to destroy that devilish thing
Happily she ran around trying to find the friends she made on her last visit to the park, but couldn't find them
She frowned, but smiled a second later when she saw a girl her age. She ran to her and as she got closer she began noticing her bunny like ears.
"Knock, knock!" She jumped in front of the girl
"Who's there?" The bunny girl asked confused
"Annie!" Hitomi responded with a grin
"Annie who?" The girl asked
"Annie body eggcited for Easter?" She bursted out laughing at her own joke
"But.. Easter just ended.." the girl tilted her head confused
"Oh.. But are you eggcited for next Easter?"
"I-I guess-"
"Good! Cause I am to! Wanna be friends?"
"Sure?"
"Cool"
"Cool"
Hitomi sat next to her and they began talking
Their 'wholesome' conversation was interrupted by a boy. He looked the same age as them and had reptile like features.
"You two are loud. Can you keep it down? I'm trying to sleep-"
"A dragon!" The bunny girl gasped before hiding behind Hitomi
"W-What? No! What the-"
"I'll protect you!" Hitomi stood in front of her proudly
"What's going on-"
"Eeek! He spits fire!"
"What? No, I don't!" He yelled before looking down "Aargghh! What's happening??"
He started freaking out
Hitomi started freaking out
Bunny girl started freaking out
"DADZAWAAAA!" Hitomi yelled in fear
Who wouldn't be scared if they thought someone was attacking them
"Mommy" bunny girl started crying
The boy started spitting more fire and Hitomi had one of those transformation scenes where she turned into a knight
Bunny girl ended up in a dress and stuck into a tower
The boy turned into a dragon! Even though his quirk was supposed to be lizard...
This just sounds like those fairy tales that your grandparents used to tell you and it kind of is
Aizawa was sitting on a bench and watching how Hitomi was building a sand castle with a bunny girl and a lizard boy
"What the-" Hitomi was interrupted by a dragon's roar and a cry from a princess
"Hell" she continued quietly before the dragon attacked her
"What's happening?!?" The boy wondered.
He looked down and he looked normal. Was he so frightening that they were scared of him? Other than the fire he was drooling he looked normal. The fire thing was a first for him too.
Then a knight charged at him with intent to kill
Moments like these were the reason he didn't like talking to people
"Why can't I stop screaming or crying??" A bunny girl wondered to herself as she bawled her eyes out
"W-What's going on?" She lifted her head and saw a knight and a dragon battling
"Heelpp!!" She screamed
"Huh? Why did I scream that? Also where am I? A towee-"
She mentally slapped herself
"I'm a princess and they are fighting for me! Just like grandma's stories! Meaning if I'm the princess, then the one protecting me is Fukukado! And the dragon is most probably the boy that wanted to sleep." She concluded
"But how? Now I'm talking, but not making a sound..." She hit the ground with her hand
"Pleasee!" She screamed while crying
"Ouch!" She flinched "why did princess me do that?"
"Wait that means I can feel the pain that princess me is receiving!"
"Burn in hell, you demon " Hitomi charged towards the dragon
"Why did I say that?? Oh god I can't stop!"
"Why the hell is this knight attacking me? I'm an innocent child! Ahh my sleep!"
Hello!
I hope you like this chapter
What do you think is going on?
Bunny girl and lizard boy are my OC's who don't have names... lol
Well that's all for now
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Fanfiction"Knock, knock" "Not again! Please! No more!" "knock-" *light sobbing* ... Follow the adventures of Hitomi, the daughter of Eraserhead and Ms Joke Watch her grow up and tell as many knock knock jokes she can It starts sad, but then the real adventure...
