joke's on you (a bnha fanfic)

20- Sneeze attack?

"*Acho* *sniff* *sniff* Hey Mom" A seafoam green haired girl yelled from her bedroom

"What's wrong?" Her mother ran into her room in a hurry

"I think I caught a cold" Hitomi groaned before rubbing her already red nose "*sniff* I've been sneezing non-stop since yesterday" she complained

"I noticed. Stay at home for today, I'll call Eraserhead later"

"Thanks mo... *achoo*...m."

"Make yourself some tea, I'll try to get off early from work"

"Ok mom" Hitomi lazily said

On the other side of town

"I'm not a hero, but I'm not a villain either" A man with black hair and ocean blue eyes dramatically thought, as if he was in a movie

He was strolling around the park. He had a tired expression on his face and a dull look in his eyes

"I just fall in love easily" he sighed before sitting on a nearby bench

Abe Kyoya
Quirk: Sneeze attack

"From the moment I saw her green hair... Her wonderful eyes.. I just get so excited... Such beauty! Such strength! Such a flawless body!.." he thought to himself, imagining none other than our heroine (I mean in this story) Hitomi.

The day before, after the whole missing the train thing, Hitomi went outside for a walk in the park with Ryuu

As they were walking, Hitomi bumped into the man known as Abe Kyoya

His shopping bag fell and all of his (hair) products were scattered on the ground. Hitomi helped the man pick up his things and started apologizing and all was forgiven and forgotten with a smile

Growing up, because of his quirk Kyoya didn't really have that many friends. If someone touched him they would sneeze for two to three days. For him, the little kindness Hitomi showed was amazing. He fell for her instantly

And so, he used his quirk on her

Back with Hitomi

"Out of tea?" She widened her eyes "*achoo* I *sniff* have to go buy some"

She lazily got out of her purple sleeping bag

"Did mom even leave me money?" She looked around "Doesn't *achoo* se.. *achoo* seem like it"

Dashing to her room she took her piggy bank

"I guess this is goodbye Mr. Bacon" she frowned

Time skip

Hitomi was looking for some tea in the store she loved going to

And surprise, surprise! It was near the park...

She filled her shopping cart with unnecessary things and forgot about the tea.

When she got out of the store, she decided to go to the park

"I need some fresh air" she used that as an excuse

"*Achoo*" she sneezed yet again "*Achoo* *Achoo* *sniff* *Achoo* " she kept sneezing

She panicked and hurried home. The further she got from the park, the less she sneezed

She noticed that

Hitomi decided to 'investigate' and ran towards the park again. She started sneezing more and more

Then she stopped sneezing. She got more confused than ever

Slowly she walked towards the middle of the park. Her sneezing increased and she finally saw the man from the other day

She decided to approach him and ask him about the plants in the park, but the closer she got to him, the more she sneezed

'Am I allergic to this man?' she wondered

She tapped his shoulder

"*Achoo*"

"My love! Where have you been?" He smiled and tried to hug her

She moved away from him

"Excuse me, but what the hell?" She asked between sneezes with the most mortified look on her face

"Are you uncomfortable?" He tilted his head and released his quirk "I'm sorry" he frowned and looked at the ground

"Huh?" Hitomi wasn't really expecting an apology

"From now on I'll win you over like the men do in rom coms!"

"Huh?" She started waving her hands in front of her "There's no need for that!"

"There is! I may be a couple of years older.. Maybe four?  Anyway love knows no bounds! I WILL win you over"

"Huuh? Wanna be friends instead? I have a friend that might want to date you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah! Her name is Akiyama! She's been looking for a boyfriend for a while now..."

"Then I will do as you wish and try to win her heart over!"

"Y-Yeah! You go girl!"

"Yeah!"

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