"Hitomii" A seafoam green haired woman called the little girl
"What's up mom"
"The sky"
"Huh?"
"You know, there's a talent show tomorrow, do you want to participate?"
"Yeah! Can I tell Akiyama-chan?"
"Sure!"
Time skip
"Fukukado-san! I'm nervous!" Ai tugged on her friends shirt
"Me too, but Hisakawa is going to be in the audience so it's going to be easier to perform"
"Yeah, I'll be watching you"
"That sounds creepy"
"Indeed"
"Let's take a picture of you three! You all look so adorable!" Ryuu's mother approached them.
Hitomi and Ai's parents couldn't come so they were there with Mrs. Hisakawa
The three of them held hands and smiled for the picture
"I'm going to print this picture! It's just so adorable! Ryuu your friends are just the cutest!"
"Yeah, yeah" Ryuu brushed off him mother and like the five year old he is, he went in his assigned seat
"It's beginning! We're going to go and put our dresses on!" Hitomi squeaked
"Don't you need help?" The mother asked the girls
"Nope! We got this"
They ran to the dressing rooms and put on their dresses
Turns out, it was a beauty pageant and Ms Joke didn't read it to the the end
So the two unprepared girls went out in just a dress.
They both got really nervous
So they ran
Two five year old girls in puffy and big dresses ran through the seats, grabbing their lizard, maybe dragon friend, dashed out from there
Wondering around they ended up at a playground. A playground Hitomi was very familiar with.
They saw a group of little kids, probably their age, that Hitomi recognized
"Bakugou-Kuuuun!" She yelled so that the boy could hear her
"You know him?" Ai asked her friend
"Yeah, he tried to help me destroy a stupid device"
"I'm not going to question that" Ryuu said as they approached the kids
"Midoriya-kun! Tsubasa-kun! Someone I don't know!"
"What's with the dress?" Bakugou asked
"Ran away from a talent show"
"Don't ask" Ryuu butted in, sounding exhausted from Hitomi and Ai's crap
"Who are you?"
"I'm Hisakawa Ryuu and this is Akiyama Ai"
"You know me!" Hitomi butted in
"I'm Bakugou Katsuki"
"I don't like you. You talk like a bully" Ai pointed her finger at the boy with her newfound confidence
"Well I don't like you either!" He yelled tiny explosions coming from his hands
"Hmpf!" The bunny girl crossed her hands
"Knock, knock, Midoriya-kun" Hitomi started the usual with the green haired boy
"W-Who's there?"
"Lena" Hitomi smirked
"Lena who?"
"Lena little closer, I'll tell you another joke"
The green haired boy laughed a little
Hitomi leaned closer to the boy and whispered
"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Wa" at this moment Hitomi started giggling
"Wa who?"
"What are you getting so excited for?" They both started laughing
"Wanna hear a joke?" Bakugou butted in
"Sure" Hitomi smiled
"Shut up" he said before continuing his bickering with Ai
"I don't get it"
"Me neither" the two kids stared at each other in confusion
"There you are!" Ryuu's mother finally caught up to them
She was going to scold them, but she saw the other kids that were with them
Oh my! You're so adorable! Let me take a picture of you!" She smiled and took her phone out
Hitomi had put her hand on Izuku's shoulder, and he smiled with closed eyes. Next to them was Ryuu who was between Tsubasa and the other boy and was pointing finger guns at them. And next to them was Bakugou who was fuming with anger and Ai who was sticking her tongue out laughing at the boy
SNAP
Everyone gathered to see the photo
It was a great day and everyone made sure to keep the running away part hidden from the other parents
Hello there!
I hope you like this chapter, it was really fun to write
So should I finally do a big time skip to the entrance exam at UA or continue with young Hitomi's adventures?
I guess that's that
-Bye!👋
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