joke's on you (a bnha fanfic)

29- Faking it

A new, bright day. 

Ryuu and Hitomi had a job to do, well, more specifically a chore. Emi had asked them to get some documents from a hero that was waiting for them at a convention about whether people should take more measures against bullying based on quirks.
And as it was a bothersome "chore" they invited Ai with them.

"We haven't seen each other in such a long time!" She squealed, "God I missed you guys!"
"Yeah, me too!" Hitomi hugged her, "But, we gotta dress up to look like pros!"
"Agreed. Mom said we're meeting a pro, so we can't look unprofessional." Ryuu chimed in.

"Okay.." Ai said, "I still don't get why I gotta wear chainmail.."
"You're like the hero!!! You rescue the princess" Hitomi pointed at herself, "From the big, naughty dragon!" She lightly smacked Ryuu's right shoulder.
"That makes no sense and the chainmail doesn't make me look like a knight, but alright."

"Uhh.." Ryuu raised his hand, "I'm wearing a shirt that has an anime girl with a thumbs up saying "Ahegao!" how is this exactly professional?"
"You see, some pros don't really care as mu-"
Ryuu pushed her with one of his wings she insisted him to have,
"Heyy! You know I'm right!"
"Yeah, it's still a dumbass decision!"
"Well why don't you come up with something better? Huh?"
"You didn't fucki-"

"Don't fight, come on!" Ai broke them up, "Ryuu wear the goddamn shirt, Hitomi zip up your jacket its cold outside."
"It ain't cold, fella."
"Aaargggggghhhhhhh-"

"Go already, the day's gonna be over before you even head out!" Emi yelled from the hallway.
"Alright Miss. Fukukado!" Ai answered.
"Miss. Fukukado....???"
"Yeah, what?"
"Since when do you call her that, Miss. Akiyama?"
"Stop that!"
"Okay let's all stop and head out!" Hitomi said, heading outside.

They continued bravely, the three friends, without a clue where exactly the man they need to meet is.

Upon entering the convention center, some old lady immediately tch'ed at them.

"Um..." Ai said, but got interrupted.
"Okay, that was fucking rude."
"Um, guys-"
"Wait was this a dress up convention?"
"Uh, guys-"
"Is such a thing even rea-"
"GUYS!" she yelled.
"Huh?"
"We're at a funeral hall-"
"Oh, shit-"
"Wait, do we like, apologize now?"
"No, let's just... leave." Hitomi grabbed both their hands, and they headed out again.

This time, while looking at a gps, they got to the right place.
"Okay then!" Hitomi said, "time to do this!"
"Where is the guy though?"
"Oh, I think mom told Miss. Akiyama."
"Yeah, do you know where it is?"
"You're being very passive aggressive with this!"
"You used to call her "mom" too! We're just still kinda, y'know, feeling weird about it!"
"Yeah, it's like you're distancing yourself from us.."
"I'm not doing that!! We just haven't seen each other in a while and it feels odd..." She trailed on, "Plus, you have a group picture without me, we always took those together, but you replaced me. With a. Cat."
"It's not that personal though.."
"It kinda is.. To me at least."

They continued in silence, before Ryuu broke it,
"Do we know how the guy looks like?"

"..."
"..."
"..."

"Oh god we don't!" Hitomi grabbed him, "We don't!! He's gonna leave!"
"Okay, chill out a bit, alright?"
"How do I do that, love?"

"Okay, *sigh* this day has been stressful for us all for one reason or another, let's just find the guy and go back home."

And like a savior, the Guy™ appeared! He gave them the documents and a little package, and was on his way.

The trio decided to get something to drink instead of going home right away, and they talked. Filled each other in with the things going on in their life, and most importantly, after that stressful day, had fun.

Oh boy, here I go again~
Hi! Thanks for reading my story!
Took me a while to update, and it's a filler, but hey,

I'm thinking of rewriting this story, since the writing's meh and the storyline is wack and all that, but idk

See you all next time, again, thanks for reading!