[3.5]Lame Pick-Up Lines

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N/N - Nickname
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Y/N: POV

Getting Kazuki's attention was pretty difficult, he wasn't the type to just ram about girls he likes, right? I asked the best source I could get, Shouya.

He seemed to get all the girls other than me. Shouya was the nicest person I've met since I could remember.

- In School -

Other girls hadn't swarm over Shouya since the incident so I had a chance of asking him without a direct approach.

"N/N, what's up? Something wrong?"

He was hanging by the wall and checking on his phone to pass the time.

"You're good with getting girls right, Shou-san? Do you think you could give me advice for...umm...a friend?"

I closed my eyes shut as a snicker escaped his mouth.

"And who might your friend be?"

"N-no, I can't tell you that now, that'll ruin the secret!"

I had no intention of telling this flappy mouthed person that I had an interest in someone; if I know him, he'll just tell everyone Y/N Mashibasa liked Kazuki Shimada! If that happens, I'll die of shame!!

"Fine by me. What did your 'friend' need help with?"

I looked away from side to side, not wanting to gaze directly at him. I stuttered with my words that anyone could barely understand.

"Umm...I-I-I mean, she-she wanted to k-know how to- make a move on a b-boy"

(Yeah, I know guys, I'm horrible. — ^ —)

I uttered that last part quietly, but loud enough for Shouya to hear.

"Well if I was a girl, I would try to be funny and say funny pick-up lines to him. But that's just me"

"How???"

"Like this..."

"Good thing I brought my library card, 'cause I'm here to check you out!"

He stared at me straight in my eyes and made such corny pickup lines on me. It's enough to make you feel bad for him!! Good thing he's just a friend cause I would NOT want to marry this sad guy!

"Okay, okay! I'll try!"

"You can remove me from your friend list, but you can't remove me from your mind"

"It's good but could get better. Watch and learn"

Shouya walked up to a random girl and told her a pick-up line which I thought was pretty smug. He got slapped in the end though.

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for"

- The End of Class -

Me and Shouya has still been talking about the different techniques about making a move on someone, not even realize classes were over.
It was fun to get to know him a little better now, we hardly talked at school!

3rd: POV

What they didn't know was that a certain someone has stumbled upon this scene. A grasp of pain hindered as they left away from that classroom leaving with that pain in their chest.
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