Minnesota poked Alabama with a hockey stick. He rolled him over. No blood, no permanent injuries. Just a swelling place on his head that looked like it'd bruise. Michigan got all up in Alabama's face "wakeupwakeupwakeup--" "Back off I have a boyfriend!!!" Alabama declared. Minnesota and Michigan stifled a laugh. Alabama must've hit his head. Minnesota filmed in a secretive manner as Michigan asked about Alabama's boyfriend. Alabama actually started thinking about this "well I love Florida. he's my boyfriend..... But I think it wasn't Florida it was uh.... UhHh.... Norway. No no no. I'm too hot for them with my cross." Minnesota laughed his ass off as Michigan resisted the urge to call Florida about this. Wait, where had Florida been this whole time anyways? Louisiana too.... Damn, a bunch of "Southern" states have just vanished without a trace. They could be in hiding. Michigan thought to himself that if all of his neighbors went missing he'd hide as well, so it made sense. He shrugged. Michigan and Minnesota started to carry Alabama to the car.
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Humor"It's not a phase, pa!!! THIS IS WHO I AM!!!" "Who TF be treading on my land?!" "And Peg--" "STFU NEW YORK!!!" Cramming fifty people into existence is pretty difficult for USA, but the fact those fifty people are states is.... Well.... "SUCK MY...
