See, we had done everything we needed.
We'd taken Kentucky, and killed him, draining his blood. We'd gotten rid of Virginia's pro-union sister, who non-stop basically brainwashed Virginia against the Union until we SAVED him! We split South Carolina a bit, but only a bit, to get rid of the Union's traces.
We broke through almost everyone. We were almost there. All we needed was Tennessee, Alabama, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Mississippi...... And North Carolina.
But by the time we had them, a man with stars and bars showed up to lead us. Killing wasn't going to be necessary, unless Tennessee, Arkansas or North Carolina told us no. But surely they wouldn't mind coming back.....
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