Washington wasn't sure where he was. He knew for sure that there were many trees, yet this was not home. It was too warm.
He looked around. "How did I get here...." He mumbled, standing up. Then, he felt a huge amount of pain from his right leg. He fell to the ground, realizing with a start that there was a mark from what looked like a dog bite. A deep dog bite. Cautiously, he got back up. He made sure not to put too much pressure on his injured leg. "Hello!!!" He called out, slowly and carefully progressing through the woods. He saw a telephone tower in the distance, and headed towards it. Maybe a maintenance man would find him? Perhaps he could set up an SOS signal.
Then, he saw a dark, human-like shape moving nearby......
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