Gave Him Some Of Mine .. He Got Higher Than A Kite

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dennis wanted to run beaumont again

I didn't so I jumped out at the redlight

ambled over to the dairy king drive-in

went inside .. sat down, played the jukebox

crimson and clover .. rushing through my mind

billy and betty pulled up in their smelly fish van

they were just starting to party .. I was through

had to move my grandmother and her boyfriend

into their new house early tomorrow morning

decided to catch a ride home in the fish van

gathered the last of my things from dennis's

on the way out his buddy steve dropped by

he held up an alligator baggie with a twist tie

in the baggie .. something green looked like pot

said for only ten dollars I could have it if I wanted

almost laughed myself to death

no one I ever knew sells marijuana

in an alligator baggie shaped like a baseball

kilo had rode with steve .. said yeah, he'll take it

I related to kilo .. it can't possibly be any good

kilo jumped .. bought it in a flash

undoubtedly no one had an idea

I still had a seven pound stash hidden 

wasn't about to tell them for anything

got kilo in the car .. drove to our house

frenchman was there .. asleep

kilo woke him .. showing his weed

frenchman and I locked our eyes

we couldn't even stop laughing

at kilo's bag of no good male weed

kilo rolled a few giant sized joints

tried to pass one over to me

politely I said no .. no thanks 

frenchman bravely took a huge puff

coughed and gagged .. it was so green

like I figured .. they couldn't get high

everyone knows male weed isn't potent

still kilo smoked the entire bag full

ended up with a major splitting  headache

gave him some of mine .. he got higher than a kite

Copyright @ October 2014

StandingBear

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