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Slob Randy .. Big Giant Crybaby

to celebrate our freedom

from a mere slap on the wrist

Slob Randy and I picked mushrooms

lots and lots of hallucinogenic mushrooms

i'd no parents so we cooked them at my house

everyone around had a say

wasting you'lls time is what they said

we replied ok .. see you'll on the moon

our first time .. Slob Randy drank eight ounces

I felt I was brave and drank six

we impatiently waited and waited

thirty minutes later we began to feel

something strange was crawling up our spines

all the way into our vulnerable minds

suddenly everything became hilariously funny

then we began hallucinating

somewhat mildly at first

still patterns on wallpaper began moving

like some kind of really weird bugs

we'd never seen before

we stumbled out of the house

outside looked like a different world

man .. it was so groovy cool

it was like we could see planets

high in the night sky and the extra bright stars

planets looked like ufo spaceships

so we got in mom's chrysler

decided to drive around a bit

Slob Randy got his nickname at this time

for spitting on the floorboard's immaculate carpert

he smeared thick, dirty footprints on the inside windshield

we were so totally stoned high

I drove the same two blocks .. around and around

until twenty six gallons of gas were gone .. we ran out

I coasted into the driveway at home

walked crying Slob Randy to his house

I laughed at him until daylight

Slob Randy .. big giant crybaby

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