thicctor- vic
bobthebuilder- kellin
deported- jaime
turtleass- tony
fuentitties- mike
crustyass- ronnie
dad- andy
you: i changed all your contact names and they are beautiful
thicctor: what's mine
you: thicctor
thicctor: YES
deported: what about everyone else
you: you're deported
deported: wat
you: no literally that's your contact name
deported: ROOD BITCH
you: tony is turtleass
turtleass: thank u, next
you: mike is fuentitties
fuentitties: FINALLY
you: kellin is bobthebuilder
bobthebuilder: why not handy manny
vic: handy manny is mexican and he's better so u don't deserve it
bobthebuilder: 😭
you: ronnie is crustyass
crustyass: you mean bitch
you: love u too
you: and andy is dad
dad: because i'm responsible
crustyass: is hiding food from everyone being responsible or being a dick
dad: you tell me
thicctor: hey guys guess what
turtleass: what
thicctor: so i kinda got us a puppy
you: BITCHTOR DID U REALLY
deported: UR LYING
bobthebuilder: kill me
you: get your ass home right now with the dog
thicctor: demanding much
you: VICTOR
thicctor: OK DAMN IM ON MY WAY
crustyass: sometimes i wonder why i live with you guys
bobthebuilder: same
deported: nipples
you: what the hell
turtleass: yeah nipples
fuentitties: 😏😏😏😏😏😏
you: tony likes mike's nipples
thicctor: tony u keep your ass away from my little brother
fuentitties: bitch i am 34 i can do what i want
turtleass: he's also like 2 feet taller than you
crustyass: get it tony
bobthebuilder: MY BOY MIKE IS WORKIN THAT 10 INCHERRRRR
thicctor: y'all are gross
you: why am i dating you vic
thicctor: because you love me
deported: no vic loves me
deported: we're married
deported: HE GOT ME PREGNANT AND THE CHILD IS NAMED CORNDUST
you: vic please name the dog corndust
dad: no dog in my room
turtleass: LOL UR SUCH A DAD
dad: someone has to be responsible
dad: unlike you idiots
turtleass: at least i know what 48/6 is
you: no math
deported: no meth
fuentitties: bye guys tony and i are gonna fuck in my room y'all better stay downstairs
turtleass: FINALLY YES
fuentitties: come to the bedroom baby
thicctor: oh my god jesus lord
you: im totally gonna bang on the door at some point while you guys are like OOOOH YEAAAA DADDY FUCK ME SO HARD MMMMM
crustyass: y/n let's bang on the door and yell at them
thicctor: i'm moving out i swear to god
bobthebuilder: LET ME JOIN YOU
deported: i'm staying downstairs so i can play with the dog
thicctor: good boy
y/n: OH MY GOD I CAN HEAR THEM
crustyass: JESUS THEY'RE GOING AT IT
bobthebuilder: someone grab the holy water mike just smacked tony's ass and tony went "oOOOOYEAH DADDY HARDER"
y/n: i think this is where we stop texting and run upstairs
dad: use protection
and then they all ran upstairs (except jaime and vic) to go bang on mike's bedroom door and yell at them, whereas jaime and vic stayed downstairs to play with their puppy
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