Patton: Hey, kiddo! Want me to do a tarot reading for you?
Virgil: Uh, sure?
Patton: [lays down cards] Alright, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, and-
Virgil: Pat, those aren't even tarot cards, they're pictures of me.
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