Deceit, after the hundredth time that week that Patton gets scared of spiders: Patton, you do realize that your precious dark son has a pet tarantula, right?
Patton, voice breaking: You wHAT!?
Virgil: Excuse you, I have six pet tarantulas.
Virgil: I have Spindle, Charlotte, Ocho, Aragog, Peter, and Itsy
Patton: *faints*
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