Pillows
Logan: can I borrow a pillow-
Roman: *with five pillows* *dramatic gasp* No!?
Logan: ...fine. *goes to Virgil's room* may I borrow a pillo-
Virgil: *with twelve pillows* *hisses* NO.
Logan: *slowly backs out of room* *enters Patton's room* Patton?
Patton: *peeks out of pillow fortress made of 50 pillows* yes?
Logan: ...they won't let us borrow any more pillows.
