Virgil: Aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice?
Roman: Well, aren't you rudeness, and sarcasm and everything... Oh...
Virgil: No, go on. You find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and I'll leave right now.
Logan: [Walking by with a cup of coffee] Well aren't you rudeness, sarcasm, and lacking enthusiasm?
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