Patton: Logan, can you help me with this crossword?
Logan, invested in a science textbook: What seems to be the issue?
Patton: Besides Galileo, what is the nickname of the founding father of experimental science?
Logan: It's William Gilbert. I don't know about his nickname, but it could be Will.
Patton: What does tu mean in English?
Logan: You.
Patton: What is the first name of the famous fossil finder who was born in 1799?
Logan: Mary.
Patton: What is the abbreviation for Maine?
Logan: ME.
Patton: Well, will you?
Logan, looking up from his book: Will I what- *looks at Patton's crossword that spells out "Will you Mary ME?"*
Logan: You sneaky bastard.
Roman, cackling in the distance.
