Virgil and Roman: *at a basketball game*
Virgil and Roman: *get on kiss cam*
Roman: *blushing like crazy, covering his head*
Virgil: *making an obvious "no" gesture*
Crowd: *boos*
Virgil and Roman: *kiss cam comes back to them several more times during the game and both object*
Virgil, fed up with this bullshit after the millionth time: OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!
Virgil: *grabs Roman by the collar, kissing him*
Crowd: *cheers loudly*
Roman: *sits quietly for half an hour, staring ahead blankly in shock*
Roman: I wonder why the camera kept coming back to us.
Virgil: *shrugs and keeps watching the game*
Patton, slipping a hundred bucks to the camera man: Thank you, my good sir.
