Logan: Patton, I'm worried that Virgil isn't getting the whole 'be nice to others' thing you suggested.
Virgil: *kicking down the door* Listen up, you beautiful piece of fucking shit.
Virgil: *grabs Logan by the arms* Don't ever talk bad about yourself you are so smart and calm and I admire the fuck out of you.
Virgil: *inches closer to Logan's face* I'd give you a hug right now if you were comfortable with that you wonderful nerdy trashbag
Patton: *tearing up* he's trying his best goddamnit!
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