anyway prinxiety au where Roman is the lead actor in some production and Virgil works backstage. Cue Roman "mis-placing" literally every single prop his character needs at the most Inconvenient Moment so him and Virgil have to "search the green room together." Except Virgil can't take a hint and thinks he's met the most forgetful man ever until Roman's like "I have a giant crush on you and couldn't figure out how to spend more time with you and I panicked." Like:
"Oh no, I simply can't find my sword."
"I literally just gave it to you."
"I can't hear suddenly, I don't know."
