Roman: I have devised a foolproof plan to get Virgil to date me.
Patton: That's great, kiddo! What is it?
Roman: First, I will say absolutely terrible things to him.
Roman: Second, I will call him offending nicknames.
Patton: I don't think that's how it works?
Roman: Hush, Patton, he's coming. Should I try it out?
Logan: Absolutely.
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