Roman: So you should eat dinner.
Virgil: But Patton is on me.
Roman: Move the Pat?
Virgil: Nandkdkfdnkdndndkf
Virgil: MOVE
Virgil: THE
Virgil: PAT?!!?!?!?!?
Virgil: ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!?!
Virgil: I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! THE PAT HAS CHOSEN ME
Roman: I'VE NEVER HAD A PAT OKAY??
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