Deceit: I might regret doing this but... I'm only doing this once! So listen up you demented garbage can!
Remus, cocking his head to the side so hard that his neck cracks: ???
Deceit: *darts forward roughly hugging Remus*
Remus: *looks absolutely gobsmacked before making a squeaky toy noise the moment Deceit squeezes him*
Deceit: What the...
Remus: I swallowed a rubber duck.
