an englishman and a scotsman went to a pastry shop. When the baker was not looking, the englishman whisked 3 cookies into his pocket.
The englishman looked at the scotsman and said, " did you see how clever we englishmen are!"
" A scotsman is cleverer than a englishman. I'll show you now", said the scotsman.
Then turning to the baker ,he said, " Give me a cookie and I'll show you a .agic trick"
The baker gave him a cookie. The scotsman ate it immediately and then asked for another. He ate that and asked for another and ate that too.
" you have eaten 3 of my cookies. Now show me your magic trick!", shouted the baker angrily.
" do you really want those cookies back?" Asked the scotsman. " They are in the englishmans pocket.
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