LAUGH FUCKING ASS OUT

Damn(R**)

One Day There Were Four Nuns In Line For Confessional.
The First Nun Said: "Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned."
I Father Asked How?
She Said: "I Saw A Man's Private part."
Father Told Her To Wash Her Eyes With Holy Water.
The Second Nun Comes In And Says: "Forgive Me, Father, For I Have Sinned."
Father Asked How?
Nun Said: "I Touched A Man's Private Parts."
Father Told Her To Wash Her Hands In Holy Water.
Then He Heard The Third And Fourth Nun Fighting.
He Asked Why They Were Fighting.
The Fourth Nun Said, "I'm Not Going To Wash My Mouth In The Holy Water If She Is Going To Sit In It."

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Questions: "Why Do Men Wear

Underwear?"

Answer: "As Per Military Rules,

All Types Of Weapons Should Be

Kept Covered During Peace

Time"

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Boss to Secretary : Let me fuck you once, I'll be quick & pay you 1000.

I'll throw the money on the floor & before you bend down & pick it up,

I'll be done !

Secretary likes the proposal & calls her BF.

BF: Its fine but, ask for 2000 & be very quick to pick the money.

After 4 hrs BF calls her

BF: What happenned?

GF: That bastard is still fucking me. He brought coins!

Lesson: Investments are subject to market risks. Read the offer documents

carefully before investing

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Gal: Doctor, my boyfrnd s a BASTARD

Doctor:wat he did to deserve dat?

GAL:He kissd me.

Doctor: U mean like dis?

(Dr. kissd d gal)

GAL: Yes

Doctor: Dats no reason to call him BASTARD.

GAL: Bt, he took my clothes off.

Doctor: U mean lyk dis?

(Dr. took off the gal's clothes)

GIRL: Yes

Doctor: So wat?

GAL: But, he had sex with me.

Doctor: U mean like dis?

(Dr. had sex)

GAL: Yes

Doctor: So what?

GAL: But, after sex he told me that he has AIDS.

Doctor: BASTARD!!... :-C :-@ >< doctor MOOnCHI..

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Q: Who is a gynecologist?

A: He is the only fool on the

earth who looks for problems in

a place, where most people find

pleasure.

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Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in

nude Position . . .

Wife: I have fever . . .

Husband : I know that,

So i have powdered my penis

with Crocin

Now u decide, u want to take it

orally or as AN injection . . . !!!

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Rhyme in

2020:

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

To have lots of sex n thrill

Jack fucked Jill and Broke her

seal,

And Jill came down Shouting

i-pill i-pill

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Nipple Nipple Little Star

Can I fuck U in My Car

Up above Ur Boobs So High

Always milky Never dry

Let Me Press it

Don't feel Shy

Open Ur Panty

Let Me Try