Image: This typo I only noticed after a long time I'm sure she is living a happy life .....without me
Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
Hey morons, what ever u order first will come first.
______________________________________________
On romantic date santa's gf asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
______________________________________________
Santa and his wife
Preeto: I want good manners in bed just like at the dinner table.
Santa climbs slowly into the bed, smiles and says: 'honey, would you pass the b00bs please'
______________________________________________
During sex,
Santa suddenly stops & remains
motionless,
He starts again n after some time
stops to remain motionless once
again...!!
His Girlfrnd: wat d hell r u doing ?
Santa: I h@v seen dis new
technique on
a internet porn site...
.
.
...Its called 'buffering'
(Thanks for your support please read the second part as this book maxed out of parts so need A new one
Love you all)
YOU ARE READING
LAUGH FUCKING ASS OUT
Humor* MATURE CONTENT WARNING* If your already reading this then your in the right place. Now stop wasting your time here and start reading for a fun ride of laughs! Coughs! & hiccups!
