The skydiving instructor was going through the question-and-answer period with his new students when one of them asked the usual question:
If our chute doesn't open; and the reserve doesn't open, how long would we have till we hit the ground?
The jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered:
The rest of your life.
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