A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week."
Wife: Did you hear that?
Husband: Yes, but he was talking to you!

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A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week."
Wife: Did you hear that?
Husband: Yes, but he was talking to you!