Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ?
Husband: What do u think I am...a gardener ?
Wife: Can u fix the door handle ?
Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ?
In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed.
Husband: Who did all this ?
Wife: Our neighbour.
But he gave me 2 options.....
Either I should give him a burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger.
Wife: do u think I am.......McDonalds ?!!
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