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Equation1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey

In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Woman= eat + sleep + spend

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore.

from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together, earning and spending!

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