A beat cop calls the Crime Branch on telephone.
Hello! Crime Branch?
Yes! This is Sergeant John.
Cop: Sir, We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean.
Sergeant: Have you arrested the woman?
Cop: No sir. The floor is still wet!
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