One morning at a doctor's clinic, a
patient arrives complaining of
serious back pain. The doctor
examines him and asks, "Tell me,
what happened to your back?" The
patient replies, "Sir, I work for
a local night club. This morning, I
went to my apartment early and
heard some noise in my bed room.
On entering I knew someone had
been with my wife and the balcony
door was opened. I rushed out of
the balcony door and did not find
anyone. As I looked down from the
balcony, I saw a man running out
and he was dressing himself. I was
very angry. I grabbed the fridge and
threw it at him. It was very
heavy. That was how I strained my
back." Later that day, a second patient
arrives and he appears he had been
in a car wreck. The doctor said, "My
previous patient looked bad, but
you look terrible! What the hell
happened to you?" He replied, "You
know I have been
unemployed for a while now.
Today was the first day at my new
job. I forgot to set my alarm and I
was late. I was running out of the
building, getting dressed at the same
time, and you won't believe
it! I was hit by a fridge! I don't
know how the fridge fell on me, or
where it came from!" Before closing
hours, the third
patient came in. He looks like he
was punished in hell. The doctor is
shocked. He asked, "What in the hell
happened to you?!" The patient replies,
"Well, It started
like this; "I was in a fridge...",,,,,,the doctor fainted
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