life's a bitch

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When I was small :-

• I'd put my arms in my

shirt and told people

I lost my arms

• Would restart the video

game whenever I knew I was

going to lose

• Had that one pen with

four colors, and tried to push all

the buttons at once

• Waited behind a door to

scare someone, then leaving

because they're taking too long

to come out.

• Faked being asleep,so I

could be carried to bed.

• Used to think that the moon

followed our car

• Tried to balance the switch

between On/Off

• Watching two drops of

rain roll down window and

pretending it was a race

• The only thing i had to

take care of was a school bag.

• Swallowed a fruit seed I

was scared to death that a tree

was going to grow in my

tummy.

• Closed the fridge

extremely slowly to see

when the lights went off.

• Walked into a room,. forgot

what you needed, Walked out,

and then remember.

Remember when we were

kids and couldn't wait to grow

up? and now we think why did

we even grow up?

Childhood Was The Best Part Of

our Life

i know u have a smile on ur face

while reading this...if u

want someone close to u to smile

too...

Finally, I found the answer to

the most asked question in my

childhood ..

What do you want to become

when you grow up?

A child again.

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