Dad: why is your mother sitting so silently today.
Son: nothing dad, she asked for lipstick, I heard fevistick
Dad: God bless you my son

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silent
Dad: why is your mother sitting so silently today.
Son: nothing dad, she asked for lipstick, I heard fevistick
Dad: God bless you my son