2 important rules of Sex:
1st time: Perform as if you won't get it again.
2nd time: Perform as if it's the 1st time!

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2 rules
2 important rules of Sex:
1st time: Perform as if you won't get it again.
2nd time: Perform as if it's the 1st time!