✅ Badass Brothers ✅

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Jordan

i absolutely HATE Caleb, my brother

he's such a cry baby, whiner, everything

when one thing doesn't go his way he IMMEDIATELY calls for my mom

and my mom always gives in for him. i don't get it well actually i do.

he's super sensitive i think it's because he was the second twin born i don't know

all i know is i'm definitely the better twin and it's obvious to my dad as well

whenever my mom is comforting my brother for whatever reason he may be feeling sad for, my dad looks at me and we just share a knowing look

i honestly feel bad for my dad that he has Caleb as a son

i'm definitely more like my parents. they've told me so many stories especially my dad. he's told me a lot of his crazy sex stories. they're so weird.

and that's where i'm similar to them, while Caleb is a MASSIVE virgin, i'm the complete opposite

i may not have as many stories as my dad but i do have a few

i think my mom also has had sex a lot because of random jokes her and my dad make but who knows. she's not as open as my dad is
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"Jordan! Caleb! it's time for dinner" my mom yells

i walk down the stairs and accidentally bump into Caleb

"ow! jordan watch where you're going" he rubs his head and i roll my eyes

"get over it loser"

"MOM JORDAN CALLED ME A LOSER!"

"jordan seriously"

you see what i mean

"whatever it was a joke" i say sitting at the table

"it wasn't a funny joke it hurt my feelings... and my head"

"awww caleb let me get you an ice pack"

she hands him an ice pack and puts it on his head, kissing his forehead after

"how does your head feel"

"better thanks mommy"

"okay can we eat now i'm hungry" my dad asks

"when aren't you hungry"

"hey im only hungry for you babygirl" my dad winks

"that doesn't even make sense... buuuut you can definitely eat me tonight"

"in case you guys forgot your children are at the table and im sure caleb can agree that we don't need to hear you guys talking about having sex tonight"

"oh relax there's no sex happening your mom is already pregnant... damn should've pulled out"

"JONAH!"

"what!"

"you know what...nevermind"