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"Jordan... wake up." i say poking him

"go away"

"it's school you have to get up"

"i said go away"

"ugh you're so annoying"

last night after i went to bed i got excited for school

i realized school isn't about making friends but about learning and i like learning

so i made sure to wake up extra early to get ready

i put on my favorite outfit and i know Jordan's going to call me a nerd for it but whatever

i go into my bathroom to put on my glasses and to my surprise i can't find them 

"jordan where are my glasses"

no response

"jordan"

still no response

"JORDAN!"

"AHHHH MONSTER" he throws a pillow at me and i fall

"idiot! what's wrong with you"

"you yelled my name it scared me"

"just tell me where my glasses are"

"oh i threw them away"

"why?"

"cause they were on my side"

"ugh! i hate you"

i run downstairs and see my mom and dad kissing

"ew get off each other" i say disgustedly and my mom gets off my dad's lap

"someone's in a good mood this morning"

"well Jordan threw away my glasses and i don't wear contacts so i'm kind of blind"

"he threw them away?" my dad asks

"not that you believe me but yeah they were "on his side" idiot"

"don't call him that"

"he calls me much worse things not that you would care. anyways mommy can you get me new glasses please"

"sure. where's jordan anyways"

"he's sleeping"

"of course. JORDAN! GET YOUR ASS DOWNSTAIRS"

"geez chill mom i'm making sure i look good for all the girls"

"that's my boy!" my dad yells and i roll my eyes

"just sit down and eat"

he finally sits and we start to eat

"so who's bringing us to school?" jordan asks

"hmm let's see... obviously not the pregnant one"

"well how was i supposed to know that."

"use your brain"

"Jordan can't use his brain it's too small to fit anything but girl's body parts"

"you're just mad that i can get a girl to like me"

"oh please they don't like you they just like your dick"

"it's not my fault it's big"

"hate to break it to you but 4 inches isn't big"
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hey so on my original story badass besties the prequel to this sequel

it turns out that that story is #1 under the whydontwe tag

i am so happy and i legitimately started to cry

now the reason why i'm excited is because if why don't we ever decided to make a video for some channel of reading fanfic they'll most likely read that one

and that's because when they go on wattpad they'll want books about them right

yeah so when they search whydontwe they'll get mine and boom read it

but that's just the cool part the other part is people actually like something that came out of my brain

like me? MINE? MY BRAIN WHAT

SO IF YOU READ THAT I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH AND I LOVE YOU

like i honestly don't think it was that good of a story but the fact that some people do is crazy

anyways thank you and i love you

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