Jordan
Caleb's friend Jordyn is so rude. but i know she wants me she's even told me herself
well she told caleb that if us three were the last people on earth and she had to kiss one of us she would choose me so it wouldn't ruin their friendship but still
truth is she is so hot like i don't get how she can be friends with Caleb
he's so... ew and i know what you're thinking. you guys are twins how can he be ugly
just trust me. plus we aren't even identical. Caleb's blonde and im brunette
anyways i'm hot he's... well not
as we wait for homeroom to start i talk to my friends
"so do you have any girls on your mind for this year so far?" Brett asks
"i've seen a few in the hall so yeah. you?"
"i'm still waiting for your mom to come around"
"dude she's pregnant, has/is going to have 3 kids, is married, and has sex with my dad like every night. she's never gonna fuck you bro get over it"
"i still can try... anyways have you David"
"guys i have a girl did you forget"
"oh yeah"
"maddie" me and Brett say rolling our eyes
his girlfriend is the most annoying, self centered, bitch on this earth
she's always making David hang out with her instead of us and she always uses the excuse that "no one home" and she "is horny and needy" for him
and he always gives in
she's not even hot
"what's wrong with her?"
"Dave, no offense but she's so clingy with you. she's constantly texting and grabbing you it's kinda weird"
"whatever. anyways you guys know i've tried to break up with her"
"but then she sucks your dick and you're back with her"
"hey would you break up with someone who loves your dick in them"
"no"
"exactly"
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✅ Badass Brothers ✅
FanfictionJonah and Cara's twin sons are just like them. well one is just like them. badass, "fuckboy" and doesn't care about what others think however the other is super sweet, caring, shy, and just wants everyone to be happy read to see how his parents r...
