FEATURED IN HUMOR
I understand that you may think you're hilarious, but you're not. You're hurting my rating which is hurting my business. Take down your review.
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Hello GideonToysLLC
I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you eve...
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Gideon| Garrett
January 2019
Phone Conversation
^^Incoming call from Garrett^^
"Hey, Gid! You and Daisy still comin' over tomorrow? I'm making baked ziti. And I cleaned."
"Yeah, we'll be there. I found out that I don't have to go into work tomorrow... That's a plus. How's everything going with the new job?"
**Buzz**
"It's great. They just hired a girl from out of town. Some of the guys in the office saw her walking out of the interview. Of course she was all they talked about for the rest of the day. Some brunette."
"Mmm."
**Buzz**
"Dude, that's like the fifth time you're phone has gone off. You textin' some girl?"
"No."
**Buzz**
"Well you seem distant."
"It's... I-I don't even know if she's a girl. It's just some customer who's trolling me by leaving crazy reviews on my stuff."
"Like what?"
"They're like... I don't know. Writing crazy stuff that doesn't make any sense."
"Wait, let me look. Send me the link."
"Don't even laugh. Tell me it's not annoying."
"HAHA Dude!That's definitely a chick. She's hilarious! She reminds me of Mom's humor."
"It's annoying."
"It's ingenious. Get that stick out and laugh a little. You and Daisy deserve it."
"Okay...Yeah... She is pretty funny..."
"You guys are texting or something?"
"No, it's only the messages on Amazon. I have her number... If it actually is her number. I wouldn't put it past her to give me one of those fake numbers that have the stupid message."
"She sounds fun. So if she bought the walker she has a kid?"
"Yeah, so do I, so what?"
"Nothin'. I'm just wonderin' if she's single."
"What, so you can call her? I'll give you her number. She won't like that."
"I'll call her and see if it's a chick!"
"Garrett...No."
"You either give it to me now, or I'll make you tomorrow."
"What are you going to say to her?"
"Nothin' just act like it's a wrong number or something."
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