FEATURED IN HUMOR
I understand that you may think you're hilarious, but you're not. You're hurting my rating which is hurting my business. Take down your review.
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Hello GideonToysLLC
I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you eve...
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Gideon| AmazonWarrior
February 2019
**Text Alert**
Have you seen these?
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Don't you have something better to do other than text me?
Sadly, no.
I like the confetti one. That got me. As for the review...
Too soon?
Too soon.
Hey I took it down. So you should at least give me credit for that. Even though, knowing you, you'll never let that go.
You don't know anything about me.
That's a pretty bold statement, brother of Garrett, seller of all things baby on Amazon, father of the year, Gideon. Though, you could be sixty and I wouldn't know. But that'd be perfect, because I'm in my fifties.
A fifty year old leggy brunette with a toddler? That's like two truths and a lie.
THAT IS SUCH A GREAT IDEA
Oh no. I didn't mean for us to play that stupid game.
Oh, but you did. Jedi mind trickery. Bold move, Cotton. Bold move. Okay. Me first.
No.
I am 5'7. I just got a new job. I write amazing reviews and every one, and I mean EVERYONE appreciates them.
I'm not playing.
Okay, you're not sure which one. I'll give you an easier one.
I have an older brother named Frank. I have green eyes. An old lady in my town is trying to set me up with some guy and she gave me his business card. So I've been texting him non-stop.
They say you over elaborate when you're lying. I just didn't know you'd do that through text also.
I thought you weren't playing.
I'm not. It was just a statement.
Okay your turn.
No.
Come on. Just one?
I have this fifty year old leggy brunette texting me non stop, but I'm actually enjoying it. I'm 6'2. I like swimming.
Oh, see that's a hard one. I don't think you're actually 6'2. I feel like you're anger stems from some where. Maybe from being bullied for being the short kid.
LOL
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You're ridiculous.
Am I though?
Am I really?
Yes.
I thought this was two truth and a lie. You weren't supposed to spoil it for me.
This isn't how this works That's not how any of this works.
Are you quoting that commercial with the old ladies?
I shouldn't have to explain my references by now. I thought you knew me.
Well I mean no.
I don't know you.
Now this is just sad.
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