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Gideon| AmazonWarrior
October 2019
**Text Alert**
So I was thinking about why you're so grumpy.
Hello to you too.
Hey we're friends right?
I guess we are.
Oh no you don't Giddy. We've come so far.
Okay. Yes... Why am I so grumpy all knowing Amazon Warrior.
Oh wait hang on.
^^Incoming call from Faith ^^
^^Incoming call from Faith ^^
"You couldn't just type it, you had to actually say why I'm so... what you call grumpy?"
"What are you talking about?"
"You-what?"
"Oh, I called you to hear your Sheriff's Deputy voice."
"No, what were you going to say? Even though I doubt your explanation is anything but a messed up joke."
"Giddy, I don't mess around when it comes to this kind of stuff."
"What kind of stuff?"
"Oh, nothing. So about your grouchiness."
"Now I'm curious-"
"I think that you yearn to see me in person and it keeps you up at night."
"Your ego is astounding."
"I'd like to say it's above average - on the verge of excellence. Just like everything else about me."
"I-"
"And before you say anything, I'd like you to know that's a quote. I have great references."
"What are you... interviewing?"
"Oh, that's what we're calling this."
"I have no clue how we got here."
"Me neither. I was just following you, Deputy."
"You keep bringing that up."
"..."
"So what Sheriff's department?"
"Fulton County... it's in Atlanta."
"Ahh, so you live in Atlanta?"
"No, I live in a small town nearby. I'm not huge on city life. What about you?"
"Hey, I'm giving the interview, not you."
"..."
"Hey, I have to go. I just got a call."
"Okay, please be safe."
"I will."
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