FEATURED IN HUMOR
I understand that you may think you're hilarious, but you're not. You're hurting my rating which is hurting my business. Take down your review.
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Hello GideonToysLLC
I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you eve...
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Gideon| AmazonWarrior
August 2019
^^Incoming call from Giddy^^
^^Incoming call from Giddy^^
"Hello?"
"..."
"Hey."
"You raaang?"
"Haha, I don't think that's the correct use of that."
"You can't tell me how to use my references."
"I can when they're wrong."
"..."
"Aren't you supposed to be apologizing?"
"I just did...Was my apology not sufficient?"
"No, because you called me and insulted my jokes after yelling at me and disappearing for weeks."
"I'm sorry...How can I make it up to you?"
"How about dinner?"
"Not this ag-"
"I mean, c-c-come on! What does a girl have to do to get a date around here? It's like you don't even know how to ask a girl out anymore. How long's it been?"
"Six years."
"..."
"Oh..."
"What's with you and going to dinner?"
"Maybe food and I have a strong bond. An Italian bond to be exact."
"That explains a lot."
"What's that supposed to mean? You sayin' I need to lose weight?"
"No!... I mean... I-I don't even know what you look like."
"And you think I know what you look like?"
"..."
"Unless you want to send a picture... I wouldn't mind it."
"I'm not sending you a picture."
"How am I supposed to believe that you're six-two?"
"I'm sitting in a car."
"I can use my imagination. Just one never hurt anyone."
"Can't you use your imagination now? And I don't think that's true... Sending one photo has hurt people."
"Fine. Five-one it is."
"..."
**Text Alert**
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"..."
"Who's that next to you?"
"Garrett, my brother."
"..."
"I have to go."
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Why do you think Faith weirded out???
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