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I understand that you may think you're hilarious, but you're not. You're hurting my rating which is hurting my business. Take down your review.
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Hello GideonToysLLC
I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you eve...
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Gideon| AmazonWarrior
December 2018
Buyer/Seller Messages
Hello AmazonWarrior
I am truly sorry about all of our previous conversations. Is there anything that I can do to change your mind about putting your rating at 5 stars or receive another review? Maybe I can give you a discount the next time you need something for your son. Let me know if you would be interested.
-GideonToysLLC
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Hello Gideon
Oh, we're bribing now?
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Hello Amazon
No, just a way to get another review?
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Hello Giddy
You want another review from me?
I'm truly flattered.
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Hello Ammy
A real one. Not like the over the top review I received for the walker. Which, for some reason is gaining a lot of traction?
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Hello Gidster
What do I get in return?
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Hello Amster
A great product? I could maybe throw in your favorite candy?
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Hello Gideon
Though the candy does sound nice... you're going to have to step up your game.
Like take me out to dinner if you expect me to just give out reviews like that. If you're up to it, I know a great place. Quaint. You'll like it. The owner actually just makes stuff up on the spot and all you have to do is pee in a cup. Real upstanding place.
Not sure why they would need your urine though. I mean he talks with a weird accent and there are always guys with guns by the door. I asked Tony what they were doing there, and he said, "None of yous' business, Sweet-cheeks."
And I was all like, "Well if we're gonna be in business together, Tony, I'm gonna have to know what I'm getting myself into. Also, I'm packing under this skirt so I would keep your boys in check," I said, nodding over to said boys.
I couldn't say that I was surprised when they escorted me off the property. Maybe that place isn't the best place to go.
