FEATURED IN HUMOR
I understand that you may think you're hilarious, but you're not. You're hurting my rating which is hurting my business. Take down your review.
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Hello GideonToysLLC
I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you eve...
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Daisy | AmazonWarrior| Gideon
June 2019
^^Outgoing call to Giddy^^
^^Outgoing call to Giddy^^
"Hello?"
"Oh... hello? Is this the lovely Daisy?"
"Yeah... I think you're the lady that Daddy and Uncle Garret were talking about."
"Oh yeah? How do you know that?"
"You're contact name is 'Amazon the annoying.'"
"Haha, figures he'd have me as that. So what did they say?"
"Ahh... I don't know... I think that's going to cost you."
"What's this type of knowledge going for these days? I think can work something out."
"Ummm... Oh! I got it! You... have to prank him some how! He needs to live a little. I'm always telling him that he needs a girlfriend... but he just says that there's too many girls in the house as it is... But it's just me. "
"That sounds good. I'll definitely have to prank him some how. Maybe we can come up with something together! "
"Haha! I'd like that!"
"Okay... so what were your dad and uncle saying about the lady that keeps texting him?"
"Daisy? Daisy, who are you talking to?"
"Sorry! Gotta go!"
"..."
^^Incoming call from Giddy^^
^^Incoming call from Giddy^^
"Hello, thank you for calling Amazon Warrior. I'm not here right now because I am writing some amazing reviews for lame products online. If you-"
"Stop."
"..."
"Wha-"
"What did you say to Daisy?"
"Oh... what didn't I say?"
"I'm serious. What did you say? I mean who knows what you would have said to her."
"Wow... loosen up, old man. We just joked around. What's up with you?"
"Nothing. Something's wrong with you! Why would you call and talk to my daughter?"
"It's not like I called her. I called you..."
"I don't know you or what you would say to my eight-year-old daughter!"
"You know what... I may mess around with you... but I would never say anything inappropriate to your daughter."
"Again, I don't know you."
"You know what? I don't need this."
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