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Gideon| AmazonWarriorSeptember 2019
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Haha! You sent your first meme!
My first and last. I just thought you'd find it funny.
Yes. It was very funny. lol way to bring it around. ;)
So what are you up to?
In the grocery store with my son. You?
I'm at work.
Where do you work? I don't think you've ever told me.
I'm a Deputy at the Sheriff's Department.
Lol see I knew I found you hot for a reason.
Haha and what is it that you do? Miss Amazon Warrior?
You laugh but I'm dead serious. ;)
What like it's from some romance novel?
You remembered! I'm writing all this down and I'm going to publish it one day.
I'm sure you are. But you never answered my question.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Just tell me.
I'm a Deputy at a Sheriff's Department... up for promotion this month.
Nope.
I'm a world famous YouTuber for gaming... millions of subscribers.
Nope.
I'm one of the single ladies at your daycare that fantasize about talking to you.
You know what you don't have to tell me.
I'm a lawyer. ;)
See that's a little believable. My brother is a lawyer also.
HA no kidding.
You'd like him. He jokes around a lot like you.
I bet we'd be best friends. We'd be pranking you every day. ;)
I wouldn't doubt it.
Hey I got to get back to work. Talk later?
Yeah :)
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