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I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you eve...
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Gideon | AmazonWarrior
Previously on Amazon Warrior...
I took a deep breath and lifted my phone up to my ear to be met with silence. It took everything in me to not break down crying on the floor. Joy flooded my chest as the realization hit me.
Giddy is still the man I thought he was.
"Giddy?"
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"You know my brother?"
"Ye-yes."
"..."
"Did he know? Did he know you were Amazon Warrior?"
"Yes...but please believe me. I wanted to tell you so many times. I was afraid."
"..."
"I was afraid that you wouldn't like me for... me. I'm not as confident as I may sound, I guess."
"..."
"Gideon?"
"You're the...Did he try to set us up?"
"That was a failed attempt."
"You slapped him?"
"Is that hard to believe?"
"No."
"..."
"He... He kissed me."
"..."
"He what?"
"Can we not talk about him? I'm kind of furious with him right now."
"..."
"Yeah... sure."
"..."
"Are we okay?"
"I'm okay if you're okay... I'm so sorry, Faith. I'm sorry about what I said and how I reacted."
"No... I'm sorry. I compared you to my ex. I just heard your ex's voice on your phone... And kind of snapped. I'm sorry I didn't believe you... You're not him."
"Yeah? And who might I be?"
"..."
"You're Giddy the Grump."
"That's not the answer I was looking for."
"I'm not sure what answer you're looking for, then."
"Can you be serious for a second?"
"Just a second... Or..."
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Don't make me come over there."
"Ha, that's not exactly a threat now, is it?"
"You're avoiding my question, so I'd get the answer out of you some how."
"Haha, I'd like to see you try. I'm a lawyer, Ya know."
