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Gideon| AmazonWarrior
September 2019
^^Incoming call from Giddy^^
^^Incoming call from Giddy^^
"Hello, you have reached the voicemail of Faith. Please leave a message and I will get back with you shortly."
"Hey, Faith. I uhh. Just calling because it's been a few day. uhh. Okay... Call me back. Or what ever. When ever-"
"You're really bad at leaving messages."
"Oh... I didn't know you were there.. I thou-"
"Oh, Giddy, I wouldn't miss your phone call and miss out on the opportunity to mess with you."
"Is that your life's purpose?"
"You make it so easy."
"I could mess with you, you know."
"Nah. I doubt it. What would you do? Grunt at me? Mute me?"
"I'll think of something. Don't you worry."
"Is that a threat Mr. Daniels?"
"Ho- How did you know my last name?"
"Uh , Garrett told me."
"What if you were a stalker or a murderer."
"Yeah... what if I was. Haha!"
"That's not very encouraging in this whole situation."
"Well, you know me: Encouraging, funny- scratch that- hilarious, sweet, and ravishing."
"Not sure if any of those describe you."
"Haha. Okay Mr. mad at the world. I'm pretty sure you will think all that once we meet."
"Oh, we are meeting now?"
"Well, of course. I'm much more funny in person. Facial expressions are key. And I have a pretty nice face if you ask me."
"Not sure if I ever agreed to meeting you. When did we agree on this?"
"You were asleep."
"That sounds so creepy. You were in my room?"
"Add super spy ninja to my list."
"Your true colors are showing, Ammy. You just checked off multiple boxes for psycho-stalker."
"Ha! well that doesn't change the fact that you want to meet me."
"I wouldn't got that far. Video chat maybe."
"Maybe another time?"
"Okay. Sounds great."
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