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Gideon | AmazonWarrior
Previously on Amazon Warrior
"The reason why I would want to meet you."
"Is it because I'm so awesome and you just can't stand being away from me another single second?"
"Something like that."
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"..."
"Well, I think now is a perfect time."
"You just told me about your Father... this conversation can wai-"
"I have been waiting."
"..."
"I mean... this is something that we need to talk about. It's been on my mind for some time, just gnawing away at my emotions. We need to figure this stuff out."
"Faith-"
"I think there are a lot of unanswered questions... You probably have some too... But I'm going to go first."
"..."
"Okay."
"..."
"Who invented curly-fries... and where in the world did they get the idea to cut them that way?"
"..."
"You're ridiculous."
"I'm starting to think that you wouldn't have it any other way."
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