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I understand that you may think you're hilarious, but you're not. You're hurting my rating which is hurting my business. Take down your review.
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Hello GideonToysLLC
I understand that you may have a stick up your ass. Did you eve...
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Gideon| AmazonWarrior
February 2019
**Text alert**
So, I was thinking. You never even considered asking me for my name. It's like you don't even want this to work anymore.
Who is this?
Something tells me that you saved my number but you're just playing it off as you didn't.
Is this Amazonwarrior?
I mean I'm flattered, Wonderwoman is an Amazon warrior. Maybe you've been talking to wonderwoman all along. Did you see that movie? It was pretty accurate.
You just compared yourself to Wonder Woman.
Indeed I did.
What is Wonder Woman's name?
Diana
What species are you?
Amazonian-Olympian
What is your weapon of choice?
Lasso of Truth
Are you googling all that?
Sadly, no.
So you're a nerd?
And you're a grump.
Way to deflect.
Darn it. I didn't count on you seeing through my tactics. Maybe I need to read up on my "20 diversion tactics highly manipulative narcissists, sociopaths and psychopaths use to silence you" article.
Wait... that's an actual article.
Did you just google that?
Don't read it. You'll be even more annoying.
Your inability of self-awareness is astounding.
I would say I'm a little too aware of myself.
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