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Fem: girl
M1: guy
M2: guy 2
*Fem/M1/M2* : Their name.
Left side: M1's phone.
Right side: Fem's phone.
^ ^: READ or UNREAD

(Text convo)

M1: Hey *Fem*.
M2: Who r u?
M1: ???
M1: It's me, *M1*
M2: Y r u txting my gf
M1: Gf?!?
M2: Yeah.
M2: We've been dating for a couple months now.
M1: Liar.
M1: She's been single for the last 2 months.
M2: Maybe she just doesn't trust you enough to tell you that she's in a relationship?
M1: I've know her my whole life.
M1: She tells me everything.
M2: You sure?
M1: Positive.
M1: And who are you anyways?
M2: *Fem*'s boyfriend.
M1: Whats your name?
M2: Why do you need to know.
M1: Well, if your gonna claim to be *Fem*'s bf at least tell me your name.
M2: *M2*
M1: Well, bye *M2*
M2: Don't talk to my girlfriend again.
M1: I won't.
M1: Bye.
M2: Bye

•~~~~•~~One week later~~•~~~~•

Fem: Hey *M1*
^READ^
Fem: *M1*?
M1: You should stop talking to me.
Fem: what?
M1: your boyfriend doesn't want you talking to me.
Fem: I'm single..?
M1: that's not what *M2* said
yesterday.
Fem: *M2*? He's my ex from a
year ago.
M1: So you don't have a boyfriend?
Fem: Nope
M1: That's a relief.